sorry guys i can’t risk being here because i haven’t watched doctor who yet. ><

peterpayne:

Gandalf the software installer.

ellierratic:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

callmejude:

captainhufflepuff:

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty

NO NO NO

‘Neat’ doesn’t mean that in England!

He literally means ‘neat’, as in tidy - he thinks the crime as well conducted.

mental-elemental:

In all fairness though, I think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wins the award for “Biggest regret of accidentally successful text post.”

irrelevantowl96:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

I freakin cried omg why is this so funny